tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292393632024-03-06T02:42:01.882+08:00Jay 2.0Inside Jay's Mind...Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-40626805208439662652009-08-29T09:45:00.005+08:002009-08-29T09:53:55.047+08:00The Church of Jay“Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.” –George CarlinFor those of you hate my long-winded “back story” and set ups, you can skip this part and go right the next section.I can’t wait for the reaction to this one. I can hear it now… “Why you write this stuff during Islamic Holy Month?” “You are the Devil’s child” “Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-30145490046510054572009-04-26T09:09:00.003+08:002009-04-26T09:13:49.574+08:00Dead Baby CigarettesI smoke. I hate smoking. I have tried everything to quit. From acupuncture to hypnotism to patches and gum and pills. Nothing works. I am addicted to nicotine and that's that. Don't send me all those stupid quit smoking ideas, they are useless and they do not work for me.(more)... I don't smoke in my house, I respect and am careful about smoking around non-smokers. I hate the smell of smoke when Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-7365394717290781412009-03-28T18:35:00.002+08:002009-03-28T18:37:57.169+08:00What is it about a book?Today I received a package from my publisher and inside was one of the biggest thrills of my life.Now, it may not seem much to you, but to me this was a moment.As you may have read or seen on my official site www.jaysheldon.com I wrote a children's book about a year ago. Well, after much futz'ing around I managed to find a place to publish it. Today my first copy arrived.I had seen this book in Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-10662664100024883342009-01-04T11:15:00.002+08:002009-01-04T11:31:07.535+08:00FIRE!!!!!!!!!!A friend of mine, on his Facebook account posted an article and made a comment, which sparked a long discussion from readers about the Freedom of the Press.To briefly summarize, some people, a few famous faces, were arrested in a hotel in Kuala Lumpur after the room was raided by police. There were allegedly drugs involved, and they labeled it as some sort of sex party...Whatever.So, the Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1678180102476471252009-01-03T11:07:00.013+08:002009-01-14T08:26:45.720+08:00Ahmad & OBI have two very special people in my life, and I haven't really written about them.One wasn't sure he wanted to be written about, and the other is a cat, so he rarely gives me his opinion, unless he's hungry or wants attention.Let me start with my partner, lover, life mate and friend...AhmadI wasn't sure which shot to use first for him, but since he has this as his facebook profile picture, I Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-77708354517248068032008-12-31T18:49:00.004+08:002008-12-31T19:14:19.577+08:002008A dear friend of mine sent me this sms on this New Year's Eve:"Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we LIVE it the best way we can. There is no perfect life, but we CAN fill it with perfect moments..."Brilliant! What a great way to think about the year past and look forward to the year ahead. Here I go again "waxing" philosophical, but I'm allowed, it's New Year's Eve!Take a look at Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-24188799030505341592008-12-28T09:35:00.006+08:002008-12-28T10:12:01.605+08:00Blue Tailed Bee EaterWhat a great name, huh?!I knew that would get your attention!Ok, now to start, I'm NOT a bird-watching geek.No offense to bird watchers, but come on, let's be honest. Most people don't put bird watching way up on their list of things to do. It's a niche market and the public in general think of bird watchers as geeks. Ok? There I said what you were thinking!(I have a habit of doing that)That Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-59831240329882397812008-12-26T15:21:00.004+08:002008-12-26T15:57:30.179+08:00Pickles - Cucumbers soaked in evil !!Why do the smallest things make me smile?Today I met someone, well ok, haven't actually met in person, but met "cyber-ly" who's nickname was the greatest, most memorable name I have heard in long time.His name is "Pickles".See...? You're smiling aren't you?Now, before anyone starts screaming "What are you doing online meeting people?!" You already HAVE someone in your life.Relax Martha! It's ok Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-66047223564391958992008-12-24T12:41:00.002+08:002008-12-24T13:01:58.296+08:00This Christmas...Why is it, always at this time year I get so damned sentimental?!I'm doing a bit of goofing off in my office. Christmas eve and all and really don't feel much like working.I'm not Christian, but was certainly raised that way. I had the usual American upbringing. My mom was a real FREAK about Christmas. She would bake for weeks before hand and as a child our Christmas was usually incredible. Even Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-8528250600462159872008-12-23T17:01:00.004+08:002008-12-23T17:40:20.285+08:00Answer the damned phone!!!Ok, here we go....Now maybe it's because I'm from some different era, or maybe it's just me, but I have this philosophy about phones which MOST people I explain it to, completely disagree.In MY opinion... a ringing phone does NOT mean it MUST be answered.We live in a day when almost everyone has a phone stuck to their hip 24 hours a day. For my international readers, here in South East Asia it's Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-13200393931155068472008-12-23T07:34:00.001+08:002008-12-23T07:36:14.324+08:00...and so this is ChristmasSo this is ChristmasAnd what have you doneAnother year overAnd a new one just begunAns so this is ChristmasI hope you have funThe near and the dear oneThe old and the youngA very merry ChristmasAnd a happy New YearLet's hope it's a good oneWithout any fearAnd so this is ChristmasFor weak and for strongFor rich and the poor onesThe world is so wrongAnd so happy ChristmasFor black and for whiteFor Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-14738706656974888712008-12-05T14:48:00.002+08:002008-12-05T14:52:09.293+08:00Back again!I'm coming back. Yuppers, in spite of several hundreds of thousands of protests and threats, I'm working on the NEW and only slightly improved, JAY SHELDON DOT FREAKIN COM!Stay tuned! I'm so excited, I'm leaking....Ewwww, that's kind gross now that I wrote it....You'll get over it.Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1151465184862203752006-06-28T11:26:00.000+08:002006-06-28T11:43:57.740+08:00Strange how things work out, huh?Well, after a month or more of writing all my smses to my blog, I am now seriously considering stopping... When I started it, it was because I thought you'd be interested in sneaking a peek into a little pieceof my world, and I realised just how absurd it gets sometimes.But now, after posting all these, I've found that somehow, people just seem to STILL misunderstand the point!I never... let me Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1150429511768746712006-06-16T11:42:00.000+08:002006-06-16T11:45:11.770+08:00loveLove yourself first. Respect your partner in every way. Be honest; the truth hurts, but you HAVE to hurt before you can HEAL. Never cheat. Beauty is everywhere, but nowhere is it more magnificent than in the heart, mind and soul of your beloved. Cherish the familiarity, comfort and security your intimacy brings you. Boredom is the product of an uncreative mind. Sex isn't everything, but it is an Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1150428918320019952006-06-16T11:25:00.000+08:002006-06-19T11:36:21.763+08:00what am I doing?You know, it's strange. (yeah... so...? my life is ALWAYS strange!) But a dear friend from New Zealand texted me and said something about "finding" my blog and he said it seemed that I was a very popular guy in KL. haha! It actually really made me stop and think and then go and read back all my sms's....HE'S RIGHT! Actually I don't think it makes me look "popular", I think I look like a complete Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1150088593742848002006-06-12T13:00:00.000+08:002006-06-12T13:03:13.750+08:00Very funny, smart-asssomeone sends me a message wondering why I haven't written much here in this blog.The real reason is, I haven't had time with my freakin' busy schedule to write. but trust me, I have a LOT of things to piss about.After they asked that question, they made the comment:"Maybe it's mostly blank because it's called "Inside Jay's mind"...smart ass!Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29239363.post-1149412641076216512006-06-04T17:14:00.001+08:002008-12-05T14:44:18.395+08:00my first rantok, ok. here. To start things off I've clipped and pasted something I wrote on my profile description from G4M website. I wrote this after I was browsing profiles and realised just what a bunch of egotistical bastards there ARE out there. Sometimes I think we are our own worst enemies!+++++++++ RANT WARNING!Where the f*** do you get off with this attitude crap I keep reading in profiles?WHAT Jay Sheldonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885510442359859296noreply@blogger.com0